Somebody misread the plans and accidentally built the dining room right inside of the kitchen. Man! The owners are going to be mighty angry when they come home. Let's hope the contractor didn't build a bathroom right in the middle of the Master Bedroom. Oh wait, did I say dining room? With those industrial lights, antiseptic white finishes and cadaver-sized surgical table, I meant operating room. A good time here means somebody's losing an organ. Before you throw a party in this kitchen you better scrub up because no decent host gets away without performing a procedure or two. There are two kinds of people in this world: those that remake their kitchens into hospital operating rooms and those that are comfortable with the size of their penis. Open kitchen? This kitchen is so wide open you might want to summon border control to shut it down. The island in this kitchen is so big, if you crawl under that table you'll find Amelia Earhart. As big as this kitchen is, try using that dishwasher. You're gonna slam the door into the back of somebody's head. But the good news is, when you crack a skull open, you've got a place to suture it up.
